Butane lighters

[doucmpuppiespn]

I bought the Blastmatch and it's awesome!

[bgtexas]

Fire Pistons

look on youtube and ebay for examples of this old tool. They also work well for fire starting.

bobg

[Skyowl's Wife]

I'm not sure that came out the way I meant it....:eek:

[lady_banjo]

Wife, bet you won't get any arguments about that!

[Skyowl's Wife]

bad thing about the fat girl is.you have to get her running real fast.then you got to catch her trip her up.shove a wad of tender between her legs!then blow on it!

Have to talk to the Owl, think we should just skip the rest and go to the blowing part...

[Skyowl]

Hey, don't be dissin' the granny panties now! Next thing you know you will be razzin on the flannel nightgowns. *sheesh* :D :eek:

Boy are you ladies late to the party. By any chance, do you know some fat ladies we can try this on? Flannel nightgowns are optional.

[Lostinoz]

personally i just add a few cotton balls with vasoline to her granny panties and usually have fire for quite awhile

Hey, don't be dissin' the granny panties now! Next thing you know you will be razzin on the flannel nightgowns. *sheesh* :D :eek:

[unswydd]

"... never tried the fat girl friction technique.. i swear"

ROFLMAO :)

Got to try that some day. Now I just need a fat girl....

I'm laughing so hard the bed is shaking. You are hilarious!:o

[Bavarian]

Even when the butane gas won't ignite, the flint still strikes (if dry). You can still use the flint striker to ignite lint, etc.

[Diesel]

personally i just add a few cotton balls with vasoline to her granny panties and usually have fire for quite awhile

[Big_Saw]

And you know this how?:confused:

Aw, c'mon...everybody's dated a fat girl.....or two or three.....I'm not all that concerned with size....SWMBO used to be one...lol.....every shape and size has its uses... :D

[themachenic,]

bad thing about the fat girl is.you have to get her running real fast.then you got to catch her trip her up.shove a wad of tender between her legs!then blow on it!

[Skyowl]

Gotta convince her to run with some tinder in her socks, too....you know...to catch the embers......try dangling a chicken leg or something.....

And you know this how?:confused:

[Big_Saw]

"... never tried the fat girl friction technique.. i swear"

ROFLMAO :)

Got to try that some day. Now I just need a fat girl....

Gotta convince her to run with some tinder in her socks, too....you know...to catch the embers......try dangling a chicken leg or something.....

[Skyowl]

"... never tried the fat girl friction technique.. i swear"

ROFLMAO :)

Got to try that some day. Now I just need a fat girl....