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  • #16
    Wait...we gotta be fair about this, now......

    This one's for the ladies....YEAH, BABY!...

    "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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    • #17
      Oops.....forgot the foodsaver......not sexy at all...lol
      "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

      "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Big_Saw View Post
        Wait...we gotta be fair about this, now......

        This one's for the ladies....YEAH, BABY!...

        Where did you get the photo of my ex-wifes momma?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Rustyshakelford View Post
          Where did you get the photo of my ex-wifes momma?
          LMFAO........That's your ex's momma too?
          "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

          "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Big_Saw View Post
            LMFAO........That's your ex's momma too?
            Maybe after she lost 100 lbs. I am not saying she was fat, but she is the only person I know who goes to an all you can eat buffet and orders 2. Last time she laughed, we got a call from UC Berkley saying the 5.7 was centered right under our house and they wanted to know if we are ok.

            She actually had more chins then a Chinese phone book.

            Our wedding gave me the opportunity to claim the rental of a Bobcat as a wedding expense on my taxes. Had to use it to carry the mother of the bride into the church.

            At least we could stretch her bra betweed two fence posts in the back yard and use it like a sling shot to get rid of unwanted debris, like ashes out of the BBQ, dead animal carcasses that died from the smell of her breath, and her dirty adult diapers.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Rustyshakelford View Post
              Maybe after she lost 100 lbs. I am not saying she was fat, but she is the only person I know who goes to an all you can eat buffet and orders 2. Last time she laughed, we got a call from UC Berkley saying the 5.7 was centered right under our house and they wanted to know if we are ok.

              She actually had more chins then a Chinese phone book.

              Our wedding gave me the opportunity to claim the rental of a Bobcat as a wedding expense on my taxes. Had to use it to carry the mother of the bride into the church.

              At least we could stretch her bra betweed two fence posts in the back yard and use it like a sling shot to get rid of unwanted debris, like ashes out of the BBQ, dead animal carcasses that died from the smell of her breath, and her dirty adult diapers.
              OMG, Rusty.......okay...I give up....this is supposed to be about Xmas gifts..........I think we're in trouble......:eek:
              "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

              "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Big_Saw View Post
                OMG, Rusty.......okay...I give up....this is supposed to be about Xmas gifts..........I think we're in trouble......:eek:
                I got a great gift from her on New Years in 1993. A nice big fat life insurance check!!! Now that was a year to remember!!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Rustyshakelford View Post
                  I got a great gift from her on New Years in 1993. A nice big fat life insurance check!!! Now that was a year to remember!!
                  L M F A O...................
                  "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

                  "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by smf1971
                    I don't know if Wifey will pose for a pic but maybe this weekend when I'm trying out the Foodsaver I'll post some pics of fresh vacuum packed ammo. I know its not the same.:(
                    On the contrary......even better.......nothing against your wife, of course....;)
                    "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

                    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by smf1971
                      I don't know if Wifey will pose for a pic but maybe this weekend when I'm trying out the Foodsaver I'll post some pics of fresh vacuum packed ammo. I know its not the same.:(

                      Howza!! Will put the ammo in a cheerleading uniform?

                      You using dessicant with the ammo?

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