Honey... ah sugar sugar, you are my candy girl...

[Zombie Axe]

I could.. but my wife couldn't:eek:

[Rustyshakelford]

I could.. but my wife couldn't:eek:

Will your Mrs. allow me to buy a jar of honey?

[Ulath]

Honey Preservation

Because of its unique composition and the complex processing of nectar by the bees which changes its chemical properties, honey is suitable for long term preservation and is easily assimilated even after long conservation. History knows examples of honey preservation for decades, and even centuries. "...small residues of edible honey have even been found in the pharaoh's tombs…" - Wikipedea

Honey Rocks:)

[cudalyon]

Because of its unique composition and the complex processing of nectar by the bees which changes its chemical properties, honey is suitable for long term preservation and is easily assimilated even after long conservation. History knows examples of honey preservation for decades, and even centuries. "...small residues of edible honey have even been found in the pharaoh's tombs…" - Wikipedea

Honey Rocks:)

Could someone translate that?
Use little words. See Jan run. See Jan jump.

[Big_Saw]

Because of its unique composition and the complex processing of nectar by the bees which changes its chemical properties, honey is suitable for long term preservation and is easily assimilated even after long conservation. History knows examples of honey preservation for decades, and even centuries. "...small residues of edible honey have even been found in the pharaoh's tombs…" - Wikipedea

Honey Rocks:)

The ancient Egyptians were the first to use honey as a topical anti-bacterial...
And according to the bible and many other historic records, with a viable protien suppliment, honey can sustain a person indefinitely.

[Rustyshakelford]

Could someone translate that?
Use little words. See Jan run. See Jan jump.

The stuff be good for storin in the cupboard in case da welfare check be lost in da mail you can still feed have yo boyfriends baby eat pee-nut butter and honey samiches.

[Ulath]

Great Thread

I never really considered bee keeping before. Could you explain a bit more the steps you use in recovering the honey or what you think works best? I have a few fruit trees I have planted. They should love those. I may start on the project right after a make a few Rusty beer bottle glasses.

[Big_Saw]

The stuff be good for storin in the cupboard in case da welfare check be lost in da mail you can still feed have yo boyfriends baby eat pee-nut butter and honey samiches.

HA HA HA....LMAO....

[cudalyon]

The stuff be good for storin in the cupboard in case da welfare check be lost in da mail you can still feed have yo boyfriends baby eat pee-nut butter and honey samiches.

Perfect! Thanks!

[Rustyshakelford]

Perfect! Thanks!

See, it bees not too hard to no stuff.

[TheUnboundOne]

Zombie Axe,

Great work and great pictures! I'd love to buy some honey too!

You're not only making a great product and helping the garden and the environment, but you are also a friend to our national security. I read in Maxim Magazine that in addition to petro-dollars and illegal narcotics, a major source of funding for Al-Qaeda is actually honey! So, the more local, home-grown honey we can get, the better off and safer we'll all be.

It's funny you mentioned this: My Sister told me over the Holidays that she is taking a beekeeping course this Spring, so she now has an alternate source of income should the bank she works for decide to "rightsize" her. People make big money just from providing the hives to pollenate farms and orchards. The honey just, dare I say it, sweetens the deal.

[TheUnboundOne]

Rusty and Cudalyon,

Rusty bees good at translation, but truth bees known, honey bees not good for very young chilluns under a year. It bees printed on the honey jar. Tell the baby-daddy to wait till Junior is over a year old befoe 'a feedin' him them peanut butter-'n'-honey sammiches.

Beyond that, I don't know nuttin' 'bout feedin' no bay-bees!

:D

[TheUnboundOne]

Big Saw,

You wrote:

And according to the bible and many other historic records, with a viable protien suppliment, honey can sustain a person indefinitely.

As good as honey is, though, would such a life be worth sustaining? It would get sickening after a while.

:D

*Sheesh!* If I were like John the Baptist and lived in the wilderness only on honey, locusts, and carob, I'd want to save Salome the job and cut my own head off.

:D

Best to follow the Greeks advice and have it only in moderation.

[forever_frost]

I want to start doing this! And I'd buy a bottle of your honey too.

[Rustyshakelford]

So when does you be sellin the honey, and does you takes food stamps or bling in trade?