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  • Proffet
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    I loved it! :D At first I kinda thought it was gonna be a different version of the "old Roy" joke but its sad too cause there's some truth in it too. I really didn't get into politics too much until this year so I can't say I know all that much about it but i also kinda believe if it wasn't Obama in the White house causing problems, it would only be a different name and a different person pushing the same things.

    I dunno.

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  • unswydd
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    lmao.....just ignernt!

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  • Vicious Ignernt
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    unswydd,

    That was insulting and completely unacceptable.

    How in the world could you say that?

    You should be ashamed of youself...

    calling a rooster Obama... :D

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  • HileTroy
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    Last edited by HileTroy; 10-29-2009, 02:22 AM.

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  • Big_Saw
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    Originally posted by rsanders View Post
    We as voters should follow the farmers lead and make more "soup" come election day !
    I'm for soup.....

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  • herbalpagan
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    Now THAT was funny! :D

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  • rsanders
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    We as voters should follow the farmers lead and make more "soup" come election day !

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  • unswydd
    started a topic Butch the Rooster

    Butch the Rooster

    Butch the Rooster
    John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets" and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

    The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Obama, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all!

    John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Obama had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.. John was so proud of Obama, he entered him in the Boone County Fair and Obama became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result... The judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Obama was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
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