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  • Top Twelve Indicators The Economy Is Bad

    Got this in email...
    Top twelve indicators the economy is bad:
    12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

    9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

    8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

    7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

    5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

    4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in America?"

    3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.

    2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

    And my most favorite indicator of all:
    1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
    "If Howdy Doody runs against him, I'm voting for the puppet." - SkyOwl's Wife, 2012

  • #2
    That's to funny.
    "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."
    -Ben Franklin

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    • #3
      I liked #6.
      "If Howdy Doody runs against him, I'm voting for the puppet." - SkyOwl's Wife, 2012

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      • #4
        I like # 1 and 3. #9 may not be far from coming true.
        "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."
        -Ben Franklin

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        • #5
          This is hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh!
          Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
          {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}

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          • #6
            too funny...and probably about to be too true! :p

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            • #7
              Now that's funny right thar. My Wife has such a sense of humor... Heck, she married me.:o
              As Zombie Axe would say...
              "Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty."

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