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    > Posted to Craig's List Personals:
    > To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in
    > Downtown Savannah night before last.
    > Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43AM EST
    > I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I
    > hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend.
    > You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
    > I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.
    > I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after
    > you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that
    > evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.
    > You see, my girlfriend had
    > just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas,
    > and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening.
    > Beautiful pistol, eh?
    > It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at
    > your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun
    > walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge
    > flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you
    > also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I
    > couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try
    > to mug us again.
    > I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma"
    > as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your
    > situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas
    > station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy
    > with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
    > I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go
    > Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet.
    > I threw the wallet
    > in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the
    > windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a
    > bunch of phone sex numbers from your cellphone. They'll be on your
    > bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down
    > the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so
    > I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't
    > permanently cut off your service.
    > I could only get in two threatening
    > phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy
    > was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the
    > number).
    > I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead
    > making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll
    > reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so
    > lucky..
    > - Alex
    > P.S. Remember this motto...... an armed society is a polite society! :eek:
    Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
    {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}

  • #2
    if this is true it's got me lmao,but what if he doesn't learn?


    • #3
      Originally posted by hammer502 View Post
      if this is true it's got me lmao,but what if he doesn't learn?
      LOL Ya never know if it's true or not. I got it in an email. I thought it was hilarious and just had to share it! :D
      Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
      {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}


      • #4
        I sort of hope that it is true...that was hilarious!