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Here is a collection of stories about why we love and miss the innocence of youth. The way children come to some conclusions is hilarious at best. As we go into old age, it's hard to believe we were just like that at one time. Some say youth is a disease, wwe know that's not always true!
Nudity:
When I was driving with my cousins and my little brother in the back seat a funny nude woman waved at us from a car. As I was recovering from my shock, my little 4-year old brother said, "Sis, that lady forgot to put on her seatbelt.
A child was lost at the YMCA and wound up in the woman's locker room. When he was spotted everyone shrieked and told him to get out to which he replied "why are you scared? Haven't you seen a boy before?
Police:
While writing a report near an elementary school, a little girl came up to me and asked if I was an officer. I said I was. She said her mom said if she ever needed help to find an officer or call the police. I told her that the mother was right. "Well then, "she said extending her foot, "can you help me tie my shoe?"
It was the end of my shift and I parked my crusier in front o the station. As I picked up my equipment and dog, a boy asked if that was my dog. "Yes I said. What crime did he do? the boy asked.
Elderly:
While working for a group that delivers meals to seniors, I decided to bring my 5 year old niece. She was puzzled over the machines attached to the patients, the walkers wheel chairs and canes they used. She spotted a pair of teeth in a ar. I prepared myself for the questions she would ask, but was surprised over her conclusion. "The tooth and gravity fairy will never believe this" she said.
Dress up:
A little girl was watching her parents get ready for a party. She walked up to her dad and said "Dad. Don't wear that suit" Because it always gives you a headache the next morning ." she said.
School:
On the first week of school a little boy brought the teacher his homework. On top of the homework was a post it note that read, THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED BY OUR SON DO NOT IN ANY WAY REFLECT THOSE OF US THE PARENTS.
After the first week of school, our daughter had enough. "I am quitting kindergarden!" "I can't read, I can't write, and the teacher won't even let me talk!" she said.
Ketchup:
One day my aunt was struggling to get Ketchup out of the bottle. She asked my cousin to answer the phone. My cousin picked up the phne and said, "My mom can't come to the phone. She's hitting the bottle." Then my cousin hung up and went back to playing with his toys.
Religion:
A child opened up a Bible and a few pressed leaves fell out. The boy went running to his mother. "What are they? the mother asked. "Isn't it obvious? They're Adam's underwear!" the boy said.
Nudity:
When I was driving with my cousins and my little brother in the back seat a funny nude woman waved at us from a car. As I was recovering from my shock, my little 4-year old brother said, "Sis, that lady forgot to put on her seatbelt.
A child was lost at the YMCA and wound up in the woman's locker room. When he was spotted everyone shrieked and told him to get out to which he replied "why are you scared? Haven't you seen a boy before?
Police:
While writing a report near an elementary school, a little girl came up to me and asked if I was an officer. I said I was. She said her mom said if she ever needed help to find an officer or call the police. I told her that the mother was right. "Well then, "she said extending her foot, "can you help me tie my shoe?"
It was the end of my shift and I parked my crusier in front o the station. As I picked up my equipment and dog, a boy asked if that was my dog. "Yes I said. What crime did he do? the boy asked.
Elderly:
While working for a group that delivers meals to seniors, I decided to bring my 5 year old niece. She was puzzled over the machines attached to the patients, the walkers wheel chairs and canes they used. She spotted a pair of teeth in a ar. I prepared myself for the questions she would ask, but was surprised over her conclusion. "The tooth and gravity fairy will never believe this" she said.
Dress up:
A little girl was watching her parents get ready for a party. She walked up to her dad and said "Dad. Don't wear that suit" Because it always gives you a headache the next morning ." she said.
School:
On the first week of school a little boy brought the teacher his homework. On top of the homework was a post it note that read, THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED BY OUR SON DO NOT IN ANY WAY REFLECT THOSE OF US THE PARENTS.
After the first week of school, our daughter had enough. "I am quitting kindergarden!" "I can't read, I can't write, and the teacher won't even let me talk!" she said.
Ketchup:
One day my aunt was struggling to get Ketchup out of the bottle. She asked my cousin to answer the phone. My cousin picked up the phne and said, "My mom can't come to the phone. She's hitting the bottle." Then my cousin hung up and went back to playing with his toys.
Religion:
A child opened up a Bible and a few pressed leaves fell out. The boy went running to his mother. "What are they? the mother asked. "Isn't it obvious? They're Adam's underwear!" the boy said.
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