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    Reply to: [email protected] [?]
    Date: 2009-01-04, 9:16AM CST



    RECENTLY IVE BEEN ON A DIET. WHICH MEANS NO FAT CHICS AN OR UGLYS, ..........


    BUT FELL ON HARD TIMES DUE TO THE RECESSION . IM MEXICAN SHORT ,, WE ALL LOOK THE SAME,, IM NOT A LOOKER BUT WITH BEER AND ALOT OF IT,, IT WILL BENEFIT BOTH OF US , I HAVE STANDARDS BUT AS THINGS GET WORSE AND THE MORE BEER I DRINK THE MORE MY STANDARDS SEEM TO JUST SUBSIDE, \ IM HERE TO DONATE MY SERVICES TO BIG AND OR UGLY FEMALES,, IF YOU ARE A OVER 140 LBS .. THERE WILL BE A SERVICE DONATION FEE OF 20 DOLLARS THE 1ST POUND OVER ,, AND 2 DOLLARS DONATAION EACH ADDITIONAL POUND ///


    NOW IF YOUR UGLY AND IN SHAPE, YOUL NEED TO PROVIDE A 40 DOLLAR DONATION FEE


    AND PROVIDE A CASE OF BEER,, BUDWEISER WOULD BE PREFFERED . YOUL HAVE TO WAIT TILL ALEAST HALF IS CONSUMED (BY ME) BEFOR WE CONTINUE ANY SERVICES THAT I PROVIDE ..


    NOW IF YOU ARE UGLY AND FAT THERE WILL BE A DONATION FEE OF 20 DOLLARS FOR THE 1ST POUND AFTER 140.. 2 DOLLARS EACH ADDITIONAL .. AND U WILL BE EXPECTED TO BRING A CASE OF BEER,, AGAIN PREFERABLY BUDWEISER,,




    DONATION RATES


    ..FAT- 140.. FIRST POUND OVER ;; 20.


    EACH ADDITIONAL 2 DOLLARS


    ..UGLY AND IN SHAPE - 40 DOLLAR DONATION FEE PLUS A CASE OF BEER


    ..UGLY AND FAT -1ST POUND OVER 140,, 20 DOLLAR DONATION


    EACH ADDITIONAL 2 DOLLARS, AND A CASE OF BEER,, PREFERABLY BUDWEISER




    IN ADDITION U MUST BE SHAVED AND OR WAXED,, CLEAN SHOWERED OR BATHED.


    U WILL BE TURNED AWAY IF U ARE ON YOUR MONTHLY CYCLE .. SO IF YOUR A STINKY FEMALE,, PLEASE DOUCHE,, I WILL BE EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU,,





    thankyou,,


    PEDRO
    "Lighthouses are more helpful than churches" Franklin

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    LMAO....WTF?, Pedro......:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
    "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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    • #3
      Looks like pedro is not choosey as long as budweiser is involved.:D
      Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" while picking up a big stick.

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      • #4
        Hardtimes spur the entrepreneurial spirit. :rolleyes:

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