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  • Beer and a Cowboy

    A cowboy rides into town to drop off his horse to be checked out by the local vet. Upon entering the town, he spots a saloon and quickly takes note of the rusty ole sign barely hanging by a single chain that says, "Only place in town for a cold one!"

    He drops off his horse and heads to the saloon for a cold beer.

    After walking inside, he suddenly realizes he just walked into a gay saloon but decides it can't be too bad, he's thirsty and needs a beer.

    He goes to the bar and tells the bartender, "Hey bud, give me a cold beer."

    The bartender turns to get a beer for the cowboy but suddenly pauses, turns and says, "Before I can sever you a beer, you have to tell me the name of yours."

    The cowboy, looking around the room briefly, says, "Look man, I'm not into all that, I just want a cold beer!"

    "Rules are rules man!" says the bartender. "For example, I call mine Timex, for the slogan, takes a licking and keeps on ticking" he continues.

    Looking nervous, he spots two guys sharing a fruity margarita and goes over to their table and asks, "So what do ya'll call yers?"

    "I call mine Ford, have you driven a Ford lately?" replies one on the guys. "I call mine Chevy, like a rock!" replies the other guy at the table.

    Disgusted and still thirsty, the cowboy goes back to the bar and says, "the name is secret now give me a darn beer!"

    The bartender turns to get the cowboy his beer but pauses and asks the cowboy, "Why secret?"

    Because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"
    Being unprepared is giving up!

  • #2
    I can see your gonna fit right in!
    The road to serfdom is paved with free electric golf carts.


    • #3
      Thanks kenno! Sometimes it's difficult to know how things are.
      Being unprepared is giving up!


      • #4
        good one welcome aboard
        the pack that plays together stays together


        • #5
          :o :eek: :o

          ok, ok, it was funny! :D


          • #6
            Was funny. :eek::p
            "If Howdy Doody runs against him, I'm voting for the puppet." - SkyOwl's Wife, 2012