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    Bear remover

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    A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."

    He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

    "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

    "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

    He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

    "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

    "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

  • #2
    LOL :p

    Why doesn't he just shoot the bear?
    "If Howdy Doody runs against him, I'm voting for the puppet." - SkyOwl's Wife, 2012

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Skyowl's Wife View Post
      LOL :p

      Why doesn't he just shoot the bear?
      He's going for the humane removal! :D

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Lil Bear View Post
        He's going for the humane removal! :D
        ROTFLMAO!!!!!
        Wife, you just had to ask didn't you??????!!!!
        Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
        {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}

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        • #5
          LOL Best laugh of the day!

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