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    Cure for constipation
    If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:




    "My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"




    If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.




    There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service.
    Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
    {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}

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    Thanks, I just took a shower having helped Wife clean house all day. Have done laundry and put away "stuff" from our two weeks of canning activities. Now I have to go and take another one. You should put a big warning notice in the title that this thread will relieve constipation.

    By the way, when putting stuff away, I "found" five cases of pint canning jars. Wife had us get 6 cases at Wallyworld the other day as we were "out" or soon would be. I just love surprizes.
    As Zombie Axe would say...
    "Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty."

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    • #3
      LOL. Isn't that always how it is??? We find stuff we lost when we go to replace it.
      Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
      {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}

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      • #4
        Originally posted by unswydd View Post
        LOL. Isn't that always how it is??? We find stuff we lost when we go to replace it.
        Boy howdy. Ask Wife why I have three sets of keys to my truck.:D
        As Zombie Axe would say...
        "Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Skyowl View Post
          Boy howdy. Ask Wife why I have three sets of keys to my truck.:D
          LOL We've already discussed this. LOL She's been telling on you. LOL :D:p:p
          Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
          {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}

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