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    Gentle Thoughts for Today -




    Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then crap on your car.

    A penny saved is a government oversight.

    The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

    The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement ..

    He who hesitates is probably right.

    Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'

    If you think there is good in everybody, you
    haven't met everybody.




    If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

    The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

    There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

    Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs....'

    Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

    The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

    Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

    When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

    You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

    One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

    Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

    Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . . .. . . . . . AMEN!
    Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
    {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}

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    Originally posted by unswydd View Post
    Gentle Thoughts for Today -
    Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then crap on your car.
    LMAO! Ain't it the truth!

    Originally posted by unswydd View Post
    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
    *moans* REALLY good friends :eek:

    Originally posted by unswydd View Post
    The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement
    This is why I have 3 seam rippers. This is why Skowl has 3 small screwdrives. This is why we have 3 sets of keys for his truck... but that's a story I'll tell on myself another day.... :p

    Originally posted by unswydd View Post
    Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'
    LOL. See above!

    Originally posted by unswydd View Post
    The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
    My eldest's name is Shari Sue, we always called her Shari. Her best friend was Tara Lynn. One day Tara had tracked mud into the living room. I hollered, "TARA SUE!!" I heard Shari whisper, "WHAT did you DO??" She knew the truth of this one!

    Originally posted by unswydd View Post
    There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
    This one is true in SO many ways. I remember once Skowl was looking at some pics online of some FABULOUS houses and sighed. He said, "I wanted to give you one of THOSE." :eek: Can you IMAGINE?? I have a house that is fine! We have each other (best of all!) and three children who are all tax-paying responsible adults who are raising our five grandchildren, all of whom love us. All of whom TALK to us. What the hell else do I need?? Pfffft!! Men! I DO take some responsibility for this one, obviously, I had not told him often enough how grateful I am for our lives and what we have.

    Originally posted by unswydd View Post
    Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
    I'm not there yet, I'm still 29! :rolleyes:

    Originally posted by unswydd View Post
    When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
    Um. Remember when I said I was weird? I loved algebra and calculus...

    Originally posted by unswydd View Post
    Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . . .. . . . . . AMEN!
    Amen, and thanks for this one! :D
    Last edited by Skyowl's Wife; 05-17-2009, 11:07 PM.
    "If Howdy Doody runs against him, I'm voting for the puppet." - SkyOwl's Wife, 2012

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    • #3
      You're a hoot and you're welcome!
      Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
      {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}

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      • #4
        Originally Posted by unswydd
        Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'


        I have to remember that one!!!!
        "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."
        -Ben Franklin

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        • #5
          Originally posted by coxmw View Post
          Originally Posted by unswydd
          Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'


          I have to remember that one!!!!
          That's my favorite one!!!!!
          Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
          {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}

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