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  • Why God Made Moms

    WHY GOD MADE MOMS



    Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:



    Why did God make mothers?

    1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

    2. Mostly to clean the house.

    3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

    How did God make mothers?

    1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

    2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

    3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

    What ingredients are mothers made of?

    1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

    2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

    Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

    1. We're related.

    2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

    What kind of a little girl was your mom?

    1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

    2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

    3. They say she used to be nice.

    What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

    1. His last name.

    2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

    3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

    Why did your mom marry your dad?

    1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.

    2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

    3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    Who's the boss at your house?

    1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.

    2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

    3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

    What's the difference between moms and dads?

    1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.

    2. Moms know how to talk to teacher s without scaring them.

    3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.

    4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

    What does your mom do in her spare time?

    1. Mothers don't do spare time.

    2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

    What would it take to make your mom perfect?

    1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

    2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

    If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

    1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

    2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.

    3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
    Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
    {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}

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    Thanks Unswydd! This is cute and I smiled while reading it. Ah, the innocence of youth. Just think, they grow to be teenagers and then think mom is the dumbest person on the planet.

    A story about my youngest son..

    When he was about 4, my oldest daughter was talking about prom and the kind of dress she wanted, her date, ride, etc. (she was 11, ha) and my son turns to me and says, "Mom, when I go to prom, will you go with me?" I told him, "Son, if when you are a senior and you STILL want me to go to prom with you, I will." That satisfied him.

    Today, my son is a senior. I reminded him of what he said and he got the deer in the headlights look. Oh gosh, I'm gonna cry. I can't believe he is graduating already!! Where does the time go?

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    • #3
      Awwwww, our babies are so precious. And then they grow up. LOL Your poor boy, I'm sure he was appalled that you would even remember such a thing. LOL
      Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
      {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Lostinoz View Post
        Thanks Unswydd! This is cute and I smiled while reading it. Ah, the innocence of youth. Just think, they grow to be teenagers and then think mom is the dumbest person on the planet.

        A story about my youngest son..

        When he was about 4, my oldest daughter was talking about prom and the kind of dress she wanted, her date, ride, etc. (she was 11, ha) and my son turns to me and says, "Mom, when I go to prom, will you go with me?" I told him, "Son, if when you are a senior and you STILL want me to go to prom with you, I will." That satisfied him.

        Today, my son is a senior. I reminded him of what he said and he got the deer in the headlights look. Oh gosh, I'm gonna cry. I can't believe he is graduating already!! Where does the time go?
        So what did you wear?

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        • #5
          When our three were all teenagers, the Owl hung a sign on the dining room wall that said:

          QUICK! Leave home, get a job, earn your OWN money while you still know everything!
          "If Howdy Doody runs against him, I'm voting for the puppet." - SkyOwl's Wife, 2012

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          • #6
            Originally posted by lunicy View Post
            So what did you wear?
            :D Cute!

            He actually decided he did not want to attend his prom. He said, "Mom, it is a Mardi Gras theme, so why would I want to be around a bunch of people getting DRUNK when I barely like them when they are sober." His words.

            He and his friends decided to have their own pool party and later (next evening after graduation) all of us (parents and kids) are going out to dinner at a restaurant the kids chose.

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            • #7
              Very nice, Oz! You raised him good!
              "If Howdy Doody runs against him, I'm voting for the puppet." - SkyOwl's Wife, 2012

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              • #8
                Enjoyed that unswydd! They sure do grow fast. So nice though when you become friends as adults. We're 'marrying off' the last of 3 daughters in August. Going to bawl like a baby I'm sure.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by lady_banjo View Post
                  Enjoyed that unswydd! They sure do grow fast. So nice though when you become friends as adults. We're 'marrying off' the last of 3 daughters in August. Going to bawl like a baby I'm sure.
                  Aww Lady B, now I am all weepy-eyed again. :) I keep looking at my youngest daughter, last to be at home, and can't stand the thought of her leaving. Alas, they grow up and I do have grandbabies to look forward to..I hope. :)

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                  • #10
                    All of our children have grown up to be friends, all had "the epiphany" about the parents before hitting 21.

                    Our son had it in a war zone. He was in the sandbox (Desert Storm) and sent the Owl a letter and said, "I never knew. I have so much respect for what you've done all these years."

                    There was a carrier sitting offshore that had a photo studio, he had a portrait taken and sent it to me. I cried for quite a while when I saw it, both from pride and sadness. There was no "boy" left in his face. I still get misty when I think about that moment in our lives.
                    "If Howdy Doody runs against him, I'm voting for the puppet." - SkyOwl's Wife, 2012

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Skyowl's Wife View Post
                      All of our children have grown up to be friends, all had "the epiphany" about the parents before hitting 21.

                      Our son had it in a war zone. He was in the sandbox (Desert Storm) and sent the Owl a letter and said, "I never knew. I have so much respect for what you've done all these years."

                      There was a carrier sitting offshore that had a photo studio, he had a portrait taken and sent it to me. I cried for quite a while when I saw it, both from pride and sadness. There was no "boy" left in his face. I still get misty when I think about that moment in our lives.
                      Ok, I am gonna have to stop reading this thread cause I get weepy everytime I do. Son just tried on his cap and gown for me and I thought of what you said Wife and I had to walk out of the room. Lord, I'm pitiful. I hope you guys see me through the baby leaving cause I will be a basket case. ;)

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                      • #12
                        I had no idea this thread would attract such a great bunch of women. With Mother's Day so close it's been a joy to read all your posts! Thanks Ladies.
                        I have no children so I have to get all I can from my neices and great neices and nephews, and the kids I work with. I love them all so much. I tear up when one of them does something wonderful or something not so wonderful. Just part of growing up.
                        Your opponet got stronger today, did you?
                        {{unswydd-Of One Purpose}}

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by unswydd View Post
                          I had no idea this thread would attract such a great bunch of women. With Mother's Day so close it's been a joy to read all your posts! Thanks Ladies.
                          I have no children so I have to get all I can from my neices and great neices and nephews, and the kids I work with. I love them all so much. I tear up when one of them does something wonderful or something not so wonderful. Just part of growing up.
                          I know what you mean Unswydd! I have "adopted" so many of the neighbor kids over the years, I couldn't count how many call me Mom.

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                          • #14
                            Kids, you gotta love them.
                            "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."
                            -Ben Franklin

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by coxmw View Post
                              Kids, you gotta love them.
                              Aye, that's the only thing that keeps a mother from holding them under until they quit a'wigglin'!
                              "If Howdy Doody runs against him, I'm voting for the puppet." - SkyOwl's Wife, 2012

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