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A Man walks into his accountant's office with a terrified look on his face. The accountant asks "what's wrong?"
"I need your help, I'm going to be audited."
"Let me see your notification letter." The man hands over an envelope.
Without opening it, the accountant replies, "This isn't from the IRS."
"No, it's from President Obama, I've been appointed to a cabinet position!"
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President Obama got some good news today. It seems so many of his cabinet appointees have been forced to pay their back taxes, he now gets a finder's fee from the IRS
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The Post Turtle
The Rancher said, "Well, Ya know, Obama is a "post turtle". Not familiar with the term, I asked what a 'post turtle' was. The Rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".
The man saw a puzzled look on my face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb a$$ get down."
"I need your help, I'm going to be audited."
"Let me see your notification letter." The man hands over an envelope.
Without opening it, the accountant replies, "This isn't from the IRS."
"No, it's from President Obama, I've been appointed to a cabinet position!"
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President Obama got some good news today. It seems so many of his cabinet appointees have been forced to pay their back taxes, he now gets a finder's fee from the IRS
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The Post Turtle
The Rancher said, "Well, Ya know, Obama is a "post turtle". Not familiar with the term, I asked what a 'post turtle' was. The Rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".
The man saw a puzzled look on my face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb a$$ get down."
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