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  • Southern Humor

    Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their
    moonshine operation.

    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

    One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

    The woman shakes her head no.

    Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
    His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
    "Lighthouses are more helpful than churches" Franklin

  • #2
    Wtf?????

    rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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    • #3
      If it sounds ignernt, but it works, then it ain't ignernt.
      If it looks ignernt, but it works, then it ain't ignernt.

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      • #4
        I get a little upset when things get all blown out of proportion after a few times around the rumor mill.
        So to clarify...
        1) We was drink'n beer (we make our own whiskey)
        2) She wern't wear'n no bloomers, this was in Asheville...things are weird here...I'm just dang glad it wern't one of the she-males.
        3) I licked the LEFT cheek...most women are right handed, thus they wipe and smear across the right cheek. (This ain't the first time I've saved a life with the hind-lick...ya learn a few things after awhile)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by snal View Post
          i get a little upset when things get all blown out of proportion after a few times around the rumor mill.
          So to clarify...
          1) we was drink'n beer (we make our own whiskey)
          2) she wern't wear'n no bloomers, this was in asheville...things are weird here...i'm just dang glad it wern't one of the she-males.
          3) i licked the left cheek...most women are right handed, thus they wipe and smear across the right cheek. (this ain't the first time i've saved a life with the hind-lick...ya learn a few things after awhile)
          omg!!!!wtf?????bwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

          "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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