Men's health

[snal]

As men age, we start seeing more and more of the medical world and its
employees, which nowadays seems to have more and more women as our
physicians and therapists, etc and in this case a new
Urologist for me.


My family Doctor just recently referred me to a just out
of medical school female urologist.


I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as
unbelievably sexy.


She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why, and she said,

"Because I'm trying to examine you...."

[cudalyon]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:D:D:D

[lazer128]

What tha'.......? :eek:

[TLM]

A friend of mine told me he was in for an operation and the nurse was preping him before the operation and apparently he got excited
and the nurse started thumping his pecker until it went down.

I asked him if she said anything, he said "No, she just started thumping"
He said he didn't say anything either, I guess he was a little embarassed.:o

Apparently, boners are not allowed in the operating room.

[cudalyon]

A friend of mine told me he was in for an operation and the nurse was preping him before the operation and apparently he got excited
and the nurse started thumping his pecker until it went down.

I asked him if she said anything, he said "No, she just started thumping"
He said he didn't say anything either, I guess he was a little embarassed.:o

Apparently, boners are not allowed in the operating room.

That could be a problem if they like it rough. That would have been foreplay.

[lazer128]

Guys! There are ladies on here! You're embarassing me!

Where is this hospital? :p

[Vicious Ignernt]

That's disgusting!
That is completely inappropriate and unacceptable!

...and proof that you are my twin brother.

[Big_Saw]

Oh, dear......

[lazer128]

Oh, dear......

Oh dear what? :D

[Big_Saw]

Oh dear what? :D

Oh, dear, everything......:eek:

[Vicious Ignernt]

Oh, dear......

Yeah, I'm serious! (No, I'm not, but just play along, okay?)

And Saw, check it out, what was on my driveway yesterday...

[Big_Saw]

Yeah, I'm serious! (No, I'm not, but just play along, okay?)

And Saw, check it out, what was on my driveway yesterday...

That there is 5#s or so of perfectly good and neatly stacked kindling :D

What? About 2500-3500 pages? You could start a year's worth of fires with that one book! :D :D :D

[Vicious Ignernt]

That there is 5#s or so of perfectly good and neatly stacked kindling :D

What? About 2500-3500 pages? You could start a year's worth of fires with that one book! :D :D :D

Yeah, I'm thinking of taking my Boxer Bulldog for a long walk down the road and pick up any extras left laying on the side of the road. Just to do my part to pick up litter and recycle and be green and environmentally sensitive and, oh well, whatever excuse works...:rolleyes:

[snal]

Alas, my simple joke of the day has turned into a disgusting topic, unfit for most of the forum members to read.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Ya'll come back now...ya hear!

[Big_Saw]

Alas, my simple joke of the day has turned into a disgusting topic, unfit for most of the forum members to read.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Ya'll come back now...ya hear!

Heheh...notice how we steered the rogue topic away from the lascivious, into the inherenty useful? :D