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    As men age, we start seeing more and more of the medical world and its
    employees, which nowadays seems to have more and more women as our
    physicians and therapists, etc and in this case a new
    Urologist for me.


    My family Doctor just recently referred me to a just out
    of medical school female urologist.


    I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as
    unbelievably sexy.


    She told me that I must stop masturbating.

    I asked her why, and she said,

    "Because I'm trying to examine you...."

  • #2
    Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:D:D:D
    ~Lyon~

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    • #3
      What tha'.......? :eek:
      JUST CURIOUS? PRUNES ARE DEHYDRATED PLUMS. SO WHERE DOES PRUNE JUICE COME FROM?

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      • #4
        A friend of mine told me he was in for an operation and the nurse was preping him before the operation and apparently he got excited
        and the nurse started thumping his pecker until it went down.

        I asked him if she said anything, he said "No, she just started thumping"
        He said he didn't say anything either, I guess he was a little embarassed.:o

        Apparently, boners are not allowed in the operating room.
        Last edited by TLM; 02-10-2009, 04:26 PM.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by TLM View Post
          A friend of mine told me he was in for an operation and the nurse was preping him before the operation and apparently he got excited
          and the nurse started thumping his pecker until it went down.

          I asked him if she said anything, he said "No, she just started thumping"
          He said he didn't say anything either, I guess he was a little embarassed.:o

          Apparently, boners are not allowed in the operating room.

          That could be a problem if they like it rough. That would have been foreplay.
          ~Lyon~

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          • #6
            Guys! There are ladies on here! You're embarassing me!

            Where is this hospital? :p
            JUST CURIOUS? PRUNES ARE DEHYDRATED PLUMS. SO WHERE DOES PRUNE JUICE COME FROM?

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            • #7
              That's disgusting!
              That is completely inappropriate and unacceptable!

              ...and proof that you are my twin brother.
              If it looks ignernt, but it works, then it ain't ignernt.

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              • #8
                Oh, dear......
                "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

                "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Big_Saw View Post
                  Oh, dear......
                  Oh dear what? :D
                  JUST CURIOUS? PRUNES ARE DEHYDRATED PLUMS. SO WHERE DOES PRUNE JUICE COME FROM?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by lazer128 View Post
                    Oh dear what? :D
                    Oh, dear, everything......:eek:
                    "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

                    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Big_Saw View Post
                      Oh, dear......
                      Yeah, I'm serious! (No, I'm not, but just play along, okay?)

                      And Saw, check it out, what was on my driveway yesterday...
                      Attached Files
                      If it looks ignernt, but it works, then it ain't ignernt.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Vicious Ignernt View Post
                        Yeah, I'm serious! (No, I'm not, but just play along, okay?)

                        And Saw, check it out, what was on my driveway yesterday...
                        That there is 5#s or so of perfectly good and neatly stacked kindling :D

                        What? About 2500-3500 pages? You could start a year's worth of fires with that one book! :D :D :D
                        "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

                        "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Big_Saw View Post
                          That there is 5#s or so of perfectly good and neatly stacked kindling :D

                          What? About 2500-3500 pages? You could start a year's worth of fires with that one book! :D :D :D
                          Yeah, I'm thinking of taking my Boxer Bulldog for a long walk down the road and pick up any extras left laying on the side of the road. Just to do my part to pick up litter and recycle and be green and environmentally sensitive and, oh well, whatever excuse works...:rolleyes:
                          If it looks ignernt, but it works, then it ain't ignernt.

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                          • #14
                            Alas, my simple joke of the day has turned into a disgusting topic, unfit for most of the forum members to read.

                            I love it when a plan comes together.

                            Ya'll come back now...ya hear!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by snal View Post
                              Alas, my simple joke of the day has turned into a disgusting topic, unfit for most of the forum members to read.

                              I love it when a plan comes together.

                              Ya'll come back now...ya hear!
                              Heheh...notice how we steered the rogue topic away from the lascivious, into the inherenty useful? :D
                              "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

                              "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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