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For all the LEO's

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  • For all the LEO's

    While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman
    passed over a
    bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other
    side lying in
    wait.

    The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with
    that classic
    patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's
    your hurry?'

    To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

    'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

    I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

    The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?
    And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

    'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger,
    then work my way up
    to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my
    whole hand in. I
    work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
    and then I slowly
    but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

    'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole
    ?' he asked

    'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
    bridge...'
    ~Lyon~

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    rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
    "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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