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  • sd allen
    WhereTF did you find that??? Thats HALARIOUS!!!

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  • voodoo
    started a topic Spanglish...



    1. *Cheese*
    The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

    2. *Mushroom*
    When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

    3. *Shoulder*
    My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

    4. * Texas *
    My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

    5. *Herpes*
    Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

    6. *July*
    Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!

    7. *Rectum*
    I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

    8. *Chicken*
    I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

    9. *Wheelchair*
    We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

    10 *Chicken* *wing*
    My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

    11. *Harassment*
    My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

    12 *Bishop*
    My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

    13. *Body wash*
    I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

    14. *Budweiser*
    That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?