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  • Rustyshakelford
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    Originally posted by lazer128 View Post
    What? Hitting guys with golf balls? :D
    Don't hate the beautiful people in the world. We cannot help we were born with charm AND good looks.

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  • lazer128
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    Originally posted by Rustyshakelford View Post
    Happens to me all the time.
    What? Hitting guys with golf balls? :D

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  • Rustyshakelford
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    Originally posted by snal View Post
    ...but I may take up golf again!


    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
    ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
    ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
    his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
    The woman ran over to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a
    Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow
    me to", she told him.
    ''Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
    replied.
    He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
    hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally
    allowed her to help.
    She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
    pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful
    massage for several long minutes and asked,
    'How does that feel'?
    He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'

    Happens to me all the time.

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  • Loshali
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    .....:eek:....

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  • Big_Saw
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    Lmfao!!!!!!!

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  • snal
    started a topic I swore I'd never do it....

    I swore I'd never do it....

    ...but I may take up golf again!


    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
    ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
    ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
    his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
    The woman ran over to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a
    Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow
    me to", she told him.
    ''Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
    replied.
    He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
    hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally
    allowed her to help.
    She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
    pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful
    massage for several long minutes and asked,
    'How does that feel'?
    He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'
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