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9 Words Women Use

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  • 9 Words Women Use

    My wife just emailed this to me! Enjoy.

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right

    and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five

    minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes

    to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and

    you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in


    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

    misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and

    wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about

    nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can

    make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before

    deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say

    you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she

    says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at

    all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @%#$ YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is

    now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'

    For the woman's response refer to # 3.

  • #2
    Haha thats great


    • #3
      Absolutely true!
      "Be Excellent to Each Other"


      • #4
        Now dats funny lololololol!!!!
        The strongest reason for the people to retain their right to keep and bear arms is as a last resort to protect themselves against tyranny in government." -- Thomas Jefferson