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    I just came across this on craigslist. Great story.

    http://greenville.craigslist.org/rnr/1007453256.html

    Just read where it might be a fake, but is a good read!
    Last edited by lazer128; 01-25-2009, 10:50 PM.
    JUST CURIOUS? PRUNES ARE DEHYDRATED PLUMS. SO WHERE DOES PRUNE JUICE COME FROM?

  • #2
    Originally posted by lazer128 View Post
    I just came across this on craigslist. Great story.

    http://greenville.craigslist.org/rnr/1007453256.html

    Just read where it might be a fake, but is a good read!

    I just blew Guinness out my nose. That was friggin funny!! I posted it here in case the anti-gun guys get it banned from the site.


    To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Upstate,SC)

    Reply to: [email protected] [?]
    Date: 2009-01-25, 6:09PM EST



    I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

    I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

    I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown stinking sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

    I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

    So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!
    • Location: Upstate,SC
    • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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    • #3
      Fake or no....that's a priceless story.....wish I saw it in the headlines EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!
      "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

      "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Rustyshakelford View Post
        I posted it here in case the anti-gun guys get it banned from the site.
        Thanks Rusty. Never thot about that. I know what to do now. I'll learn....got good teachers! :D
        JUST CURIOUS? PRUNES ARE DEHYDRATED PLUMS. SO WHERE DOES PRUNE JUICE COME FROM?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by lazer128 View Post
          Thanks Rusty. Never thot about that. I know what to do now. I'll learn....got good teachers! :D

          That tricky point and click motion on the mouse can be confusing.

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          • #6
            You were right Rusty. It was "flagged" and removed today.

            Grasshopper want to know how you get so smart at such young age?
            JUST CURIOUS? PRUNES ARE DEHYDRATED PLUMS. SO WHERE DOES PRUNE JUICE COME FROM?

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            • #7
              ya thats a priceless story

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              • #8
                should have told everyone to go make it a craiglist classic, unless they can remove those too

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