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    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, Trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW,' the social worker Exclaims, 'are they all yours?'' 'Yep they are all Mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
    She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to Find seats. 'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's' names.' 'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy.
    In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious?? They're ALL named Leroy?'
    Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'
    The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'
    'Then I calls them by their last names.'
    "Lighthouses are more helpful than churches" Franklin

  • #2
    Originally posted by voodoo View Post
    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, Trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW,' the social worker Exclaims, 'are they all yours?'' 'Yep they are all Mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
    She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to Find seats. 'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's' names.' 'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy.
    In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious?? They're ALL named Leroy?'
    Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'
    The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'
    'Then I calls them by their last names.'
    I bet she got all the help the government could give .
    Robert W
    Democracy Will Cease To Exist When You Take Away From Those Who Are Willing To Work And Give to Those Who Are Not.-Thomas Jefferson

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    • #3
      Originally posted by countryboy6685 View Post
      I bet she got all the help the government could give .
      Robert W
      You mean all the help WE could give.
      "If Howdy Doody runs against him, I'm voting for the puppet." - SkyOwl's Wife, 2012

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