Cannibal Restaurant

[voodoo]

A cannibal was walking through the
jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat
down and looked over the menu... Tourist: $5, Broiled Missionary: $10.00, Fried Explorer: $15.00 , Baked or Grilled Democrat $100.00
The cannibal called
the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Democrat?" The waiter
replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all
morning."

[cudalyon]

A cannibal was walking through the
jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat
down and looked over the menu... Tourist: $5, Broiled Missionary: $10.00, Fried Explorer: $15.00 , Baked or Grilled Democrat $100.00
The cannibal called
the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Democrat?" The waiter
replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all
morning."

Gotta soak em for days to get rid of the smell.

[ZAGran]