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Cannibal Restaurant

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  • Cannibal Restaurant

    A cannibal was walking through the
    jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a
    fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat
    down and looked over the menu... Tourist: $5, Broiled Missionary: $10.00, Fried Explorer: $15.00 , Baked or Grilled Democrat $100.00
    The cannibal called
    the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
    difference for the Democrat?" The waiter
    replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
    They're so full of shit, it takes all
    morning."
    "Lighthouses are more helpful than churches" Franklin

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    Originally posted by voodoo View Post
    A cannibal was walking through the
    jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a
    fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat
    down and looked over the menu... Tourist: $5, Broiled Missionary: $10.00, Fried Explorer: $15.00 , Baked or Grilled Democrat $100.00
    The cannibal called
    the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
    difference for the Democrat?" The waiter
    replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
    They're so full of shit, it takes all
    morning."
    Gotta soak em for days to get rid of the smell.
    ~Lyon~

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