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  • I will be out of town for a while

    I am going to be out of town for 10 days or so. I will try to moderate a bit while I am gone, but it will be limited. Please be on everyone's best behaviour (relatively speaking of course) so I don't have to open my thong in a can and post photos of me sporting it.

    Rusty Shakelford---Moderator and Thong wearer.

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    be safe brotha! I'm sure you'll be on the laptop now won't ya?
    WHAT IF THE AMERICA YOU KNEW, WAS ABOUT TO CHANGE?

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    • #3
      Going where it's cool, eh? Better take your fur lined thongs!
      JUST CURIOUS? PRUNES ARE DEHYDRATED PLUMS. SO WHERE DOES PRUNE JUICE COME FROM?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by lazer128 View Post
        Going where it's cool, eh? Better take your fur lined thongs!
        ...and a pair for your ears..Be careful!!

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        • #5
          This smells of entrapment! Kinda like my 6th grade teacher saying she has to go make some copies...when she's really just outside the classroom door. I got a lot of paddlings (yeah...they did that back then) after she was making "copies", and I was working the room in an attempt to hit on the girls with training bras.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by snal View Post
            This smells of entrapment! Kinda like my 6th grade teacher saying she has to go make some copies...when she's really just outside the classroom door. I got a lot of paddlings (yeah...they did that back then) after she was making "copies", and I was working the room in an attempt to hit on the girls with training bras.
            ROTFLMAO!!!:D Stay safe RS :)
            73

            later,
            ZA

            Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to
            beat you to death with it because it is empty.

            The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

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            • #7
              Folks, this sounds like a serious threat! We may all be prepared for natural disasters and even NBC attacks, but I don't think any of us can survive fashion damage of this sort. Shade the goggles of your gas mask, tip the brims of your hats, and above all, RUN AWAAAAAAY!!!

              :eek: :D
              "Apocalypse is by no means inevitable." --Jim Rice.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Zombie Axe View Post
                ROTFLMAO!!!:D Stay safe RS :)
                I'll never forget what my 6th grade teacher told my mom during one of those dreaded parent/teacher conferences. She told my mom that the reason my grades were poor was because I was "girl crazy". Like there was something wrong with that!
                Being "girl crazy" provided a heck of a lot more education than the teachers were offering in 6th grade...it was all a repeat of the crap that I didn't learn in the 5th grade when the girls that needed training bras didn't have them!...geeez!

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                • #9
                  I'm begining to question the whole moderator program...I think Rusty's 10 day thong wear'n excursion is taking him into the general area where Brokeback Mtn was filmed.
                  Anybody see those pics of him playing strip ping-pong? Lifting the right leg for a power serve is a sign I tell ya!

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                  • #10
                    hurry back now, ya hear!
                    The strongest reason for the people to retain their right to keep and bear arms is as a last resort to protect themselves against tyranny in government." -- Thomas Jefferson

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                    • #11
                      OMG....it's gettin' thick in here......be good, Bro, and have a good trip....:)
                      "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

                      "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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                      • #12
                        Seriously, have a safe trip, Rusty!

                        :)
                        "Apocalypse is by no means inevitable." --Jim Rice.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Diesel View Post
                          be safe brotha! I'm sure you'll be on the laptop now won't ya?

                          I will take it with me. However!! There is a Casino with $500 buy in Texas holdum tournements. I called and they DO serve Guinness beer (free too). And there are 2 all female alchoholic anon meetings in the same motel as where I am staying. I will be waiting with a twelve pack of Bud, and a pack of Marlboro reds outside the door of the room, at least on 2 nights while I am gone.

                          So, you can see my week will be filled up. And I suppose I will have to go to some meetings about something, and am supposed to give some sort of presentation on hard hats or something like that.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by snal View Post
                            I'm begining to question the whole moderator program...I think Rusty's 10 day thong wear'n excursion is taking him into the general area where Brokeback Mtn was filmed.
                            Anybody see those pics of him playing strip ping-pong? Lifting the right leg for a power serve is a sign I tell ya!
                            Sorry, bro, I do not swing that way. And yes, there may be a photo of me in a mu-mu floating the net, but we must all agree, that was just in college, and it involved copious amounts of Ranier Beer and was only once in public. What I do behind closed doors is none of anyone's business.

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                            • #15
                              We understand if you can't get on while you're away but I wouldn't expect any of us to make a promise that we will behave! We'll just make up for you while you're gone. Have a "safe" trip. No pun intended.
                              JUST CURIOUS? PRUNES ARE DEHYDRATED PLUMS. SO WHERE DOES PRUNE JUICE COME FROM?

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