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    a humorous little tidbit from a UK journalist. Article plus short video

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...ide-tanya-gold

    "I am an urban girl. I have no skills except whingeing and bingeing. I can barely open a packet of Hobnobs without an explosive device. But, unlike you, doomed and dying reader, I have decided to prepare for The End, and I am prepared to share the life-saving knowledge I will accrue. This is your cut-out-and-keep guide to the apocalypse. Put it in a drawer. One day you may need it."
    "Be Excellent to Each Other"

  • #2
    that was freaking funny but hey mabe the britts will start listening
    the pack that plays together stays together

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    • #3
      Brosia,

      Just as telling as the article were the responses. There were a few wise ones in a sea of sheeple. Those poor ninnyhammers wouldn't dare pull a trigger to save their own lives, never mind their way of life.

      Like The Kinks put it: "There is no England now."
      "Apocalypse is by no means inevitable." --Jim Rice.

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      • #4
        Okay...I left that video irritated. Someone trying to describe how to live after the apocalypse, and yet she's unable or unwilling to learn? A failed attempt is still a victory because you tried...she just gave up.

        Kinda tells me what would happen to her when the inevitable occurrs.
        "Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions." "The things you own end up owning you"-Tyler Durden

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Brosia View Post
          a humorous little tidbit from a UK journalist. Article plus short video

          What if the doomsayers are right and society really is about to collapse? Tanya Gold offers an essential survival guide


          "I am an urban girl. I have no skills except whingeing and bingeing. I can barely open a packet of Hobnobs without an explosive device. But, unlike you, doomed and dying reader, I have decided to prepare for The End, and I am prepared to share the life-saving knowledge I will accrue. This is your cut-out-and-keep guide to the apocalypse. Put it in a drawer. One day you may need it."
          I am not sure if that gal would be much of an asset in a bad situation. Although, if she had smokes with her she would be welcome until the Marlboro's ran out.

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          • #6
            hey, you're going to quit, remember?
            "Be Excellent to Each Other"

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