Philosophical and witty sayings.

[nakadnu]

Where ever you are, that's where you're at.

My Dad told me this when I was a wee fellow.
Life is a shit sandwich.
The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.

If I were a hermit my only problem would be loneliness.

More to come soon. I am too tired to think right now.

[paintball]

Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you!

[nakadnu]

The river was rising. The authorities sent a call for evacuation. One man replyed, " God will protect me." The water came rushing in and the Man had to run to the 2nd floor of his house. A boat came by and the rescue team said, " Come with us and we will take you to safety." The man replyed, " God will protect me." The water continued to rise and the Man had to flee to the roof. A helicopter came and the rescue team said, " Come with us and we will take you to safety." The Man replyed, " God will protect me." The water continued to rise and the Man was washed off the roof and met his end. He awoke to find himself kneeling before God. The Man said, " God I have always been faithful and kept your word close to my heart. Tell me why did you let me perish and not rescue me." God replyed, " I did try to rescue you my son, I sent a call for evacuation, a boat and a helicopter."

[TheLastMountainMan]

U can wish in one hand and sh*! in the other and see which one fills up first.

[firemanphob]

"When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging"

"There are two theories on winning an argument with a woman- neither one works"

"Never start an argument with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience"

"never drink downstream from the herd"

"the best way to double your money is to fold it in half and stick it back in your pocket"

" good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgement"

[nakadnu]

When you argue with an idiot no one can tell which one is the idiot.

[nakadnu]

I traded my dreams for nice things and now I am a slave to the dollar!

[Visinedrops]

"Let's treat everything and everyone like crap and expect them to love us for it."
"The last thing you remember becomes the first thing you forget."
"Money doesn't buy happiness, it usually removes it." - "the things you own end up owning you."

Thousands more, but I'll stop there.

[Oscar Wilde]

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat" - Homer Simpson.

O.W.

[nakadnu]

AH Yes the great poet Homer!

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat" - Homer Simpson.

O.W.

[Skyowl's Wife]

The ultimate Preppers philosophy: Plan for the worst and hope for the best.

[TheLastMountainMan]

If its dead , red its made for Ted. Ted Nuggent

[prkchp76]

you gotta be shitting me
$hit fire and save matches
drill insructor what the hell was that private private sorry sir though i was following the orders of a compatent instructor

[nakadnu]

Just another fool trying to be cool.

Just another jerk taking pride in his work.

[rsanders]

Life is not too short , You're just dead way too long...........