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  • New MicroChip

    THE
    PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

    The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
    When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God

    It comes in various sizes:










    The exact size of the implant
    will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.
    The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and
    nausea, are temporary.
    Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
    Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

    Best regards
    SAS
    Special Air Service
    Australian Infantry.

  • #2
    Hee hee hee....:D
    "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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    • #3
      This is after they've been read thier rights?
      The road to serfdom is paved with free electric golf carts.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by kenno View Post
        This is after they've been read thier rights?
        ....What rights?.......... xD
        "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

        "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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