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  • Zombie Attack

    Time to lock and load! They are here!

  • #2
    Lil Bear, for some reason I can't get that site to load properly. What did you read?




    • #3
      In New Orleans, a 66 yr old man was tending his garden when a stranger walked across the street hollering at him. The older gentleman could not understand the stranger due to him speaking spanish. Right as the stranger got within 5 feet of the old man, he lunged at him hitting him in the face. The old man threw up his forearm to protect himself. This is when the stranger BITE him taking a 3 1/2 by 1 1/2 by 1/4 inch deep chunck out of his arm. The neaighbir lady and the old mans wife tried to get the stranger off of the gentleman who was being strangled. The stranger finally just stood up and walked a half a block and stood zombified next to an empty police car. This is where he stood until they arrested him. The scary thing is is that the stranger had just been released from the hospital for an infected injury to his hand.


      • #4
        Try this one:

        This one works for some reason.


        • #5
          Thanks Lil Bear and BB... I think.. :eek:


          • #6
            Sounds like he had fracking rabies!
            "If Howdy Doody runs against him, I'm voting for the puppet." - SkyOwl's Wife, 2012


            • #7
              "You and,,,,YOU come with me. The rest of you, PANIC!
              The road to serfdom is paved with free electric golf carts.


              • #8
                Zed is not dead!

                Dude you are FREAKING me right the @#$% out! Rationality says the dude was high, severly disturbed or had an allergic reaction to whatever they gave him at hospital. PARANOIA says, check back in a few days and look for a pattern. AAAAAAAHHHHHH, everyone, quick, go out and buy the Zombie Survival Handbook by Max Brooks...Yeah, I know, he IS Mel Brooks' son, but you can never be too prepared...Every myth has a kernal of truth, right? You just dont want that Colonel to end up munching on your BRAIN! Oooooo, now I have to go let the cat out and it's DARK! Man, where is my machete?