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  • Yet Another Valid Argument For A Freely Armed Citizenry....

    The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree
    in Washington , DC appeared to be the robber's first
    (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of
    violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

    1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms; A gun shop
    specializing in handguns.
    2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.
    3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around
    a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.
    4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter,
    having coffee before work. Upon seeing the officer,
    the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a
    few wild shots from a target pistol.
    The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the
    police officer with a 9mm GLOCK 17, the clerk with a
    50 DESERT EAGLE, assisted by several customers who
    also drew their guns, several of whom also drew and
    fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene
    by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47
    expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent
    autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics
    identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one
    else was hurt in the exchange of fire.
    "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

  • #2
    I just love happy endings :)
    Wolverines!!!:D

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    • #3
      Should have posted in Humor,,,IMO!!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sd allen View Post
        Should have posted in Humor,,,IMO!!!
        Thought about it, but there's actually a moral.....too priceless to be just humor...
        "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

        "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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        • #5
          Priceless!!!!
          The strongest reason for the people to retain their right to keep and bear arms is as a last resort to protect themselves against tyranny in government." -- Thomas Jefferson

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          • #6
            I guess that would be considered suicide. :p
            "Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions." "The things you own end up owning you"-Tyler Durden

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Visinedrops View Post
              I guess that would be considered suicide. :p
              No...that would be considered "Darwinism".......

              *You! Outta the gene pool, right now!!!*
              "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

              "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Big_Saw View Post
                No...that would be considered "Darwinism".......

                *You! Outta the gene pool, right now!!!*
                Now that's funny. :D If you haven't yet, I recommend renting the movie "The Darwin Awards".
                "Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions." "The things you own end up owning you"-Tyler Durden

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                • #9
                  where?

                  where is the other 23 rounds? outline??? hahahahaha
                  Go ahead and run, you'll only die tired

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Visinedrops View Post
                    Now that's funny. :D If you haven't yet, I recommend renting the movie "The Darwin Awards".
                    Saw it on ON-DEMAND....pretty funny....I actually saw one part that was surprising.....the wire and foil ballon trick for cell-phone use in a dead spot...I've done it, and yes, it DOES work....I keep a kit specifically for this in my glove box.....
                    "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

                    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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                    • #11
                      'Crime scene investigators located 47
                      expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent
                      autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics
                      identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one
                      else was hurt in the exchange of fire."

                      ...And that, folks, is GUN CONTROL at its finest......:D
                      "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

                      "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Big_Saw View Post
                        No...that would be considered "Darwinism".......

                        *You! Outta the gene pool, right now!!!*
                        That is truly a community coming together for the betterment of all! We should all thank those folks for dredging the shallow end of the gene pool!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Big_Saw View Post
                          'Crime scene investigators located 47
                          expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent
                          autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics
                          identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one
                          else was hurt in the exchange of fire."

                          ...And that, folks, is GUN CONTROL at its finest......:D
                          hahahaha :D couldnt be more true
                          All that is necessary for the triumph of evil....

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Big_Saw View Post
                            'Crime scene investigators located 47
                            expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent
                            autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics
                            identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one
                            else was hurt in the exchange of fire."

                            ...And that, folks, is GUN CONTROL at its finest......:D
                            Crime scene investigators.....$20 an hour
                            Expended cartridge cases........47
                            Gunshot wounds....................23
                            Different weapons used............7
                            Others wounded......................0
                            Expression on thug's face just before he died.........................Priceless!!
                            The strongest reason for the people to retain their right to keep and bear arms is as a last resort to protect themselves against tyranny in government." -- Thomas Jefferson

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by beebopcop View Post
                              crime scene investigators.....$20 an hour
                              expended cartridge cases........47
                              gunshot wounds....................23
                              different weapons used............7
                              others wounded......................0
                              expression on thug's face just before he died.........................priceless!!
                              lmfao!!!!!!
                              "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

                              "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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