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  • Gummy Bear Betrayal.

    Here I am happy to about to partake in my one secret vice. Yes gummy bears.;) I purchased a box of my rainbow colored, chewy little friends from a company called Candy Tech. I was lured in by the happy little bears on the box. No one was looking so I bought them after reading candy tech, Buffalo Grove IL on the box. So I pop (ok) shove a hand full of chewy goodness into my mouth. Then to my horror upon rolling the box over in my hand, I see in small print Made in China.:eek: The feeling of betrayal was of overwhelming,:( this group of trusted little friends are communists.:mad: So as retribution I ate every last communist little bear, making sure to pay special attention to the red ones. None were left standing.:rolleyes: The moral of this story, trust no one.

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    Originally posted by Omegaman View Post
    Here I am happy to about to partake in my one secret vice. Yes gummy bears.;) I purchased a box of my rainbow colored, chewy little friends from a company called Candy Tech. I was lured in by the happy little bears on the box. No one was looking so I bought them after reading candy tech, Buffalo Grove IL on the box. So I pop (ok) shove a hand full of chewy goodness into my mouth. Then to my horror upon rolling the box over in my hand, I see in small print Made in China.:eek: The feeling of betrayal was of overwhelming,:( this group of trusted little friends are communists.:mad: So as retribution I ate every last communist little bear, making sure to pay special attention to the red ones. None were left standing.:rolleyes: The moral of this story, trust no one.
    Good on you!!
    Now go back to the store and buy the rest of them and do the same thing...Take no prisoners!
    ~Lyon~

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    • #3
      Kill 'em all!!
      Years ago a gummy bear took out one of my fillings.
      Revenge is a dish best served cold.
      CTHULHU/Dagon 2012

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      • #4
        I used to love candy corns . . . now half of them come
        from Mexico and don't taste the same.

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        • #5
          I was not prepared for the commie invasion of my gummie bears... sigh...

          We have a candy store here that sells gourmet gummies for about $10/lb. They have the duo flavored ones, that have some kind of white creme bottom layer and then the gummie top. Oh my stars and stripes, they are good...
          Classic Southern defense: "But your Honor, he just NEEDED killin!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Loshali View Post
            I was not prepared for the commie invasion of my gummie bears... sigh...

            We have a candy store here that sells gourmet gummies for about $10/lb. They have the duo flavored ones, that have some kind of white creme bottom layer and then the gummie top. Oh my stars and stripes, they are good...

            The best are the German Black Forest ones!! Hard to find these days. I must remind anyone out there, avoid ANY candy made in Mexico. You do not want to know what has been found in a lot of the candies, including very high lead levels, human fecal material, salmonilla, rat feces and a chemical halucinegenic used in making paints. Of course you do not hear much outside of the border states.

            Enjoy those Mexican Gummy bears, you may actually be eating real bear.

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            • #7
              hot tamales cant be made in mexico can they? thats just un-american
              Watch this!!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Xolar View Post
                hot tamales cant be made in mexico can they? thats just un-american

                If they are, I am sure if you eat them, you will get 100% of your USDA reccomended daily allowance of rat feces.

                Labels folks.....read the damn food labels!!!

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                • #9
                  I make my own gummy bears....at home....from scratch....by the 10# batch.....every quarter....worms, too.
                  "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

                  "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Big_Saw View Post
                    I make my own gummy bears....at home....from scratch....by the 10# batch.....every quarter....worms, too.
                    I have tried but cannot find some of the ingredients. Human feces was easy, rat feces was a little harder, and I have plenty of lead. But the stuff they use to make paint was tough, and I could not find a source for salmonilla.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Rustyshakelford View Post
                      I have tried but cannot find some of the ingredients. Human feces was easy, rat feces was a little harder, and I have plenty of lead. But the stuff they use to make paint was tough, and I could not find a source for salmonilla.
                      ROTFLMFAO!!!
                      "I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

                      "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." -Frederic Bastiat

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