Must be in the Pacific North West (including Montana Rockies) and have / be:

Off The Grid
1 - 5 Acres of land of which some is level, some is not.
Water supply
Lots of trees for cabin building
Access in winter (4x4 ok)
No CCR's
At least 1000 Yards from any interstate, 500 years from a highway.
Not have many neighbors close-by
Not part of a Home Owners Association.
Preferably sold from an existing, larger acreage.

Tall order I know but that's what I'm looking for. :)

Anyone got some land like that or know people who have? I've gone to realtors etc and they are asking silly money etc.